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Lucky Air Flight Delayed AGAIN After Passenger Throws “Good Luck” First Born Into Engine

Posted onMarch 15, 2019March 15, 2019

Lucky Air isn’t feeling very lucky these days.

Airport News

Weird. $100 Burger Tastes Just Like $7 Burger Had There Last Week

Posted onMarch 2, 2019March 2, 2019

“I didn’t even get a pickle.”

Drone hovering at departure end of runway, airplane taking off from airport runway in distance.
Airport News

AMAZING! Drone Hovering in Departure Path of Airport Captures Last Seconds of Doomed Flight 317

Posted onFebruary 22, 2019February 22, 2019

The NTSB says they still haven’t determined what exactly the aircraft struck, but they suspect it was something larger and much harder than a bird.

Article on boeing airplanes and airbus A380 retiring, with planes taking off from airport runway. Can see control tower.
Airport News

Not Wanting to be Outdone by Airbus, Boeing Retires Entire Fleet

Posted onFebruary 18, 2019February 18, 2019

Pilots on the internet all scrambled to be the first to post, “If its Boeing, you’re not going.”

Runway at a local airport is closed and pilots are unable to fly their planes due to fecal matter on the center line.
Airport News

Someone Took a Dump on the Runway

Posted onFebruary 16, 2019February 16, 2019

CORPUS CHRISTI – An airport remained closed Wednesday as airport crews were unsure how to proceed. Sometime during the night someone decided to leave a …

In 2018, an Embry-Riddle NASA airplane was involved in a crash after an AOPA EAA drone (UAS, Unmanned Aerial System) collided mid flight. The FAA ground school that offered flight training to the student pilot flying the plane in a Cessna. He would have earned his pilot license in 2019. He was wearing David Clark aviation headsets, according to the NTSB. The pilot will speak at the 2019 EAA Oshkosh Airventure event during the aeronautic expo about the hazards of operating drones near airports. The ATC communication heard from the tower during the attempted landing can be found online.
Airport News

Wild Plane Captured After Attack on Human

Posted onFebruary 15, 2019February 15, 2019

A local plane rights activist group is planning to protest the plane’s destruction, claiming that the injured man was at fault for his attack because he got too close to it while its prop was spinning.

Cessna airplane taking off from airport runway by neighborhood home, creating noise pollution complaints. Flight school operates out of airport, training student pilots on flight.
Airport News

Local Dipshit Moves Next Door to Airport, Demands Silence

Posted onFebruary 13, 2019February 15, 2019

We told Dimpleton to go f**k himself.

This windsock located at airport by the runway. Pilots look at windsocks to understand wind direction and speed during landing, and how much of a crosswind they will have.
Airport News

Fully Erect Windsock Taunting Pilots Trying to Land

Posted onFebruary 2, 2019February 2, 2019

“Watch this guy, he’s gone around 7 times now!”

Meigs field reopening in Chicago. Runway.
Airport News

Chicago Meigs Field to Reopen in 2020

Posted onJanuary 12, 2019February 15, 2019

Chicago’s Mayor Rahm Emanual Has announced his plans to return Chicago Meig’s Field back to service as a thriving Class D airport in the Fall …

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Nantucket Municipal Airport, KACK, Changes Code Due to Kevin Spacey Controversy

Posted onJanuary 10, 2019January 28, 2019

“Johnson, concerned that visitors to the island will be too distracted by KACK to enjoy themselves now, has put in a bid for a less offensive airport code – KANT…”

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