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Month: April 2020

Air Shows

From The Beaches of Arizona to the Mountains of Florida, It’s Air Show Time!

Posted onApril 28, 2020April 28, 2020

LOS ANGELES, CA – Delivering on the Pentagon’s promise of military jet team flyovers the Navy’s Blue Angels and Air Force Thunderbirds kicked off a …

Air Shows

“They’re going to be doing a lot of very dangerous flying….over major cities”

Posted onApril 23, 2020April 23, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC – No one writes as good as President Trump talks so we’ll just quote him and this story wrote itself. “We’ll be performing …

General Aviation

Oil Futures Drop Into Negatives, Pilots Get Paid To Burn Gas As Spouses Demand Payback

Posted onApril 20, 2020April 20, 2020

LOS ANGELES, CA – U.S. oil futures fell to the lowest-ever price on Monday, at -$37.63 per barrel, as pilots were forced by their significant …

General Aviation

BREAKING NEWS: Reports Emerging LAX Infected By General Aviation Airplanes

Posted onApril 19, 2020April 19, 2020

LOS ANGELES, CA – Unconfirmed reports of general aviation (GA) airplanes – “Cessnas” as they are known to the unwashed masses – infecting Los Angeles …

General Aviation

Air Traffic Control to be Handled From Home Starting 4-20-2020

Posted onApril 16, 2020April 16, 2020

DENTON, TX – Under the guidance of the CDC this week , the government is mandating that all air traffic control functions be performed from …

General Aviation

Grand Theft Auto Flight Simulator Edition Soon To Be Released

Posted onApril 15, 2020April 15, 2020

LOS ANGELES, CA – Money grubbing flight instructors, planes held hostage by A&P mechanics, absurd FBO ramp fees and fuel prices fit for a king …

Science & Technology

LOOK UP! Chemtrail Supporters Rejoice In Clearer Skies As Planes Are Grounded During Covid-19 Pandemic

Posted onApril 13, 2020April 13, 2020

LOS ANGELES, CA – Chemtrail supporters celebrate the coronavirus pandemic as airlines ground planes due to lack of demand for global travel. Forums and Facebook …

Science & Technology

BREAKING NEWS: Trump Considers Covid-19 Vaccinations By Spraying Hydroxychloroquine Over U.S. With Chemtrail Planes

Posted onApril 11, 2020April 11, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC – The president is considering – over health experts’ objections – a plan that would use the military chemtrail program to inoculate every …

Science & Technology

Pentagon Confirms Coronavirus Accidently Got Into Chemtrail Supply Chain, Spraying is Suspended

Posted onApril 11, 2020April 11, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC – The Pentagon has issued an indefinite hold order to all military air wings and airlines to immediately stop spraying chemtrails until it …

Flight Training, Shitty CFI

We Would All be Safer if Most “Pilots” Stayed Out of Cockpits

Posted onApril 9, 2020April 9, 2020

LOS ANGELES, CA – This has been a tough week in the aviation community as many licensed pilots came to realize they are merely airplane …

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  • BREAKING NEWS: AirVenture 2020 is Officially Cancelled…As Predicted May 1, 2020
  • From The Beaches of Arizona to the Mountains of Florida, It’s Air Show Time! April 28, 2020
  • “They’re going to be doing a lot of very dangerous flying….over major cities” April 23, 2020
  • Oil Futures Drop Into Negatives, Pilots Get Paid To Burn Gas As Spouses Demand Payback April 20, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Reports Emerging LAX Infected By General Aviation Airplanes April 19, 2020
  • Air Traffic Control to be Handled From Home Starting 4-20-2020 April 16, 2020
  • Grand Theft Auto Flight Simulator Edition Soon To Be Released April 15, 2020
  • LOOK UP! Chemtrail Supporters Rejoice In Clearer Skies As Planes Are Grounded During Covid-19 Pandemic April 13, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Trump Considers Covid-19 Vaccinations By Spraying Hydroxychloroquine Over U.S. With Chemtrail Planes April 11, 2020
  • Pentagon Confirms Coronavirus Accidently Got Into Chemtrail Supply Chain, Spraying is Suspended April 11, 2020
  • We Would All be Safer if Most “Pilots” Stayed Out of Cockpits April 9, 2020
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