CALIFORNIA – After an intensive six day search, NTSB authorities announced the capture of the wild plane responsible for an attack on an area man late last week.
“This plane was out of control and its actions were completely unprovoked,” said the NTSB. “We had no choice but to capture it so that we can put it down.”
A local plane rights activist group is planning to protest the aircraft’s destruction, claiming that the injured man was at fault for his attack because he got too close while its prop was spinning.
“That’s what planes are supposed to do!” said one activist. “God gave airplanes propellers to spin, not so some dumb human can get closer for a stupid picture. He deserved what he got and we will not let them destroy that poor aircraft.”
Aviation Daily will update you as more information comes in.