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Aviation geek, aka avgeek, pilot playing 737 flight simulator in his hangar. Neighbor has miniature railroad system in his backyard and rides a small train around the property.
Pilots

AvGeek at 24 Cedar St Nothing Like Loser Train Enthusiast Neighbor

Posted onFebruary 17, 2019February 17, 2019
Runway at a local airport is closed and pilots are unable to fly their planes due to fecal matter on the center line.
Airport News

Someone Took a Dump on the Runway

aviation satire or fake news
Douchebags

Find Out If YOU Are An Asshole!

In 2018, an Embry-Riddle NASA airplane was involved in a crash after an AOPA EAA drone (UAS, Unmanned Aerial System) collided mid flight. The FAA ground school that offered flight training to the student pilot flying the plane in a Cessna. He would have earned his pilot license in 2019. He was wearing David Clark aviation headsets, according to the NTSB. The pilot will speak at the 2019 EAA Oshkosh Airventure event during the aeronautic expo about the hazards of operating drones near airports. The ATC communication heard from the tower during the attempted landing can be found online.
Airport News

Wild Plane Captured After Attack on Human

Flight Instructors (CFI) are great at keeping poker faces while student pilots control aircraft, airplanes, drones
Pilots

World’s Greatest Poker Player Folds After Learning One of Opponents is a CFI

In 2018, an Embry-Riddle NASA airplane was involved in a crash after an AOPA EAA drone (UAS, Unmanned Aerial System) collided mid flight. The FAA ground school that offered flight training to the student pilot flying the plane in a Cessna. He would have earned his pilot license in 2019. He was wearing David Clark aviation headsets, according to the NTSB. The pilot will speak at the 2019 EAA Oshkosh Airventure event during the aeronautic expo about the hazards of operating drones near airports. The ATC communication heard from the tower during the attempted landing can be found online.
Flight Training

NASA Selling Space Shuttle & 747 To Embry-Riddle For Flight Training

DAYTONA BEACH, FL – NASA is making plans to move one of the space shuttles and 747 transport jets back to Florida. Daytona Beach International …

Posted onFebruary 14, 2019February 15, 2019
Cessna airplane taking off from airport runway by neighborhood home, creating noise pollution complaints. Flight school operates out of airport, training student pilots on flight.
Airport News

Local Dipshit Moves Next Door to Airport, Demands Silence

Posted onFebruary 13, 2019February 15, 2019

We told Dimpleton to go f**k himself.

Airplane Pilot Jokes, like How do you know if there is a pilot in the room, are often not funny. The world of aviation needs new flying related humor for pilots.
Pilots

Pilot Tests “How do you know if there’s a pilot in the room” Joke to New Crowd

Posted onFebruary 13, 2019February 15, 2019

“Definitely going to get a good laugh out of everyone!”

Airline chemtrail pilots protesting aviation conspiracy theory.
Aviation Safety

Chemtrail Pilots Announce Strike, Conspiracy Theorists Can Finally Breathe Easy (Literally)

Posted onFebruary 12, 2019February 15, 2019

“We understand their concerns, especially that one guy whose leg fell off while on a jog, but we are urging pilots not to strike and to continue spraying the masses while we get this matter resolved.”

In 2018, an Embry-Riddle NASA airplane was involved in a crash after an AOPA EAA drone (UAS, Unmanned Aerial System) collided mid flight. The FAA ground school that offered flight training to the student pilot flying the plane in a Cessna. He would have earned his pilot license in 2019. He was wearing David Clark aviation headsets, according to the NTSB. The pilot will speak at the 2019 EAA Oshkosh Airventure event during the aeronautic expo about the hazards of operating drones near airports. The ATC communication heard from the tower during the attempted landing can be found online.
Douchebags

Male Pilot Sues For Reverse Sexual Discrimination, Demands To Be Identified As A Male

Posted onFebruary 12, 2019February 15, 2019

Los Angeles, CA – A male pilot is suing his employer for reverse discrimination because they don’t correctly identify his gender. Robert “Butch” Antonetti, 39, …

Plane & Pilot magazine copies AviationDaily.News YoutubeTrained Pilot in Oregon rescued by Civil Air Patrol. FAA & NTSB investigates.
General Aviation

Plane & Pilot Magazine Fails Trying To Copy Aviation Daily News

Posted onFebruary 11, 2019February 15, 2019

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so it comes as no surprise that Plane & Pilot Magazine is jealous of the success we enjoy …

Legal marijuana airplane pilot wants to know if FAA medical will allow smoking weed, Toke to yoke rules by FAR AIM in airplanes at airports for aviation
FAA

Asking for a Friend, Pilot Inquires if it’s OK to Smoke Pot Now That Legal in State

Posted onFebruary 10, 2019February 15, 2019

When asked the name of his friend, Nelson glanced up at a flight training poster hanging on our wall and said, “John… uh, John… King.”

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University is closing after student pilots at flight school cannot control airplanes, such as Cessnas, Pipers, Cirrus, etc, and are being failed during checkrides.
Flight Training

Embry-Riddle to Close its Doors

Posted onFebruary 9, 2019February 15, 2019

After nearly 94 years in operation, the world’s most premier aviation school will be closing its doors.

Student on first solo cross-country deals with clouds, after weather forecast called for clear sky. Flight school instructor, CFI, signed off on the flight.
Flight Training

Clouds to Throw Surprise Party at 3,000 Feet for Student on First Solo Cross Country

Posted onFebruary 8, 2019February 15, 2019

“I can’t wait to see the look on her face when she turns to our heading and sees us all there cheering her on!”

Vegan pilot at a party who also does crossfit unsure how to tell people he is pilot who flies airplanes from an airport in the sky.
Douchebags

Vegan Pilot Not Sure Which To Lead With At Party

Posted onFebruary 8, 2019February 15, 2019

I can’t just say, “Hello I’m Nels.”

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