The NTSB says they still haven’t determined what exactly the aircraft struck, but they suspect it was something larger and much harder than a bird.
Tag: satire
Pilots are basically just a formality at this point.
We consulted with our specialist on vaginas, the Ninety-Nines International Organization of Women Pilots, to found out how they did.
“The typical cruising speed of a Cessna is 561 mph,” according to our Aviation Daily News transportation correspondant.
Pilots on the internet all scrambled to be the first to post, “If its Boeing, you’re not going.”
“My wife says I should just go over there and make friends, but that guy is a loser!” Bob said, donning some cheap Walmart aviators and a patch-covered flight jacket he found on Ebay.
CORPUS CHRISTI – An airport remained closed Wednesday as airport crews were unsure how to proceed. Sometime during the night someone decided to leave a …
Take this online quiz to find out if you are a jovial pilot type that hasn’t lost their imagination, and still loves having fun or …
A local plane rights activist group is planning to protest the plane’s destruction, claiming that the injured man was at fault for his attack because he got too close to it while its prop was spinning.
“I’ve been in Vegas over 30 years and can honestly say I’ve never seen anything like this!”