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Airport News

Nantucket Municipal Airport, KACK, Changes Code Due to Kevin Spacey Controversy

Posted onJanuary 10, 2019January 28, 2019

“Johnson, concerned that visitors to the island will be too distracted by KACK to enjoy themselves now, has put in a bid for a less offensive airport code – KANT…”

Airline Travel

How to Solve the Pilot Shortage: Less Training

Posted onJanuary 10, 2019January 28, 2019

“It’s time to create a separate and new training track for career pilots that has no solo flight experience requirement. Hello FAA, Are you listening?”

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Aviation Safety

New FAA Standards for Slow Flight and Engine Stall Avoidance

Posted onJanuary 9, 2019January 28, 2019

If the pilot lets the engine stall after the warning horn they fail the checkride. Due to the large number of airman candidates stalling the …

Air Shows

U.S. Navy Blue Angels to Get 2 Seat Super Hornets and Sell Rides

Posted onJanuary 9, 2019January 28, 2019

“For the first time ever anyone can buy a ticket to ride in a fighter jet.”

Aerobatics

BREAKING NEWS: Pitts Biplanes Will Be Allowed Back in the WAAC!

Posted onJanuary 9, 2019January 28, 2019

(CIVA) has announced they are considering allowing the Pitts Special Biplane to compete in the World Advanced Aerobatic Championship (WAAC)

FAA

FAA Publishes New Phonetic Alphabet

Posted onJanuary 9, 2019July 6, 2019

“The (FAA) today published the much anticipated update to the phonetic radio alphabet.”

Airline Travel

New Airbus A380 In-Flight Casino & Bar

Posted onJanuary 8, 2019January 28, 2019

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.  Giving flyers what they demand! Airline executives are excited about the latest floorplan options for the A380. Featuring a stand-up bar in the forward lounge and casino in the …

Other

“Mile High Club” Survey Reveals 30% Of Sex On Planes Is With One Person

Posted onJanuary 8, 2019January 28, 2019

A “Mile High Club” survey of over 11,000 dating website users has revealed that 30% of hookups that take place in the air is not …

FAA

FAA No longer Requires Pilots Undergo Psychological Testing

Posted onJanuary 8, 2019January 28, 2019

In a radical departure from historic regulatory norms, the FAA is now allowing a psychological condition when pilots apply for BasicMed. On July 15, 2016, …

Airline Travel

ALPA Urges End To Government Shutdown

Posted onJanuary 8, 2019January 28, 2019

With no FAA oversight the 8 hour rule from bottle to throttle can’t be enforced. The Air line Pilots Association (ALPA) president Capt. Joe DePete …

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  • BREAKING NEWS: AirVenture 2020 is Officially Cancelled…As Predicted May 1, 2020
  • From The Beaches of Arizona to the Mountains of Florida, It’s Air Show Time! April 28, 2020
  • “They’re going to be doing a lot of very dangerous flying….over major cities” April 23, 2020
  • Oil Futures Drop Into Negatives, Pilots Get Paid To Burn Gas As Spouses Demand Payback April 20, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Reports Emerging LAX Infected By General Aviation Airplanes April 19, 2020
  • Air Traffic Control to be Handled From Home Starting 4-20-2020 April 16, 2020
  • Grand Theft Auto Flight Simulator Edition Soon To Be Released April 15, 2020
  • LOOK UP! Chemtrail Supporters Rejoice In Clearer Skies As Planes Are Grounded During Covid-19 Pandemic April 13, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Trump Considers Covid-19 Vaccinations By Spraying Hydroxychloroquine Over U.S. With Chemtrail Planes April 11, 2020
  • Pentagon Confirms Coronavirus Accidently Got Into Chemtrail Supply Chain, Spraying is Suspended April 11, 2020
  • We Would All be Safer if Most “Pilots” Stayed Out of Cockpits April 9, 2020
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