Civil Air Patrol Makes Bold Attempt at Sky Vagina

Admitting they’ve never actually seen one before, the Civil Air Patrol made a bold attempt to one-up their military counterparts who keep drawing sky penises by drawing what they claim is a “sky vagina.” We consulted with our specialist on vaginas, the Ninety-Nines International Organization of Women Pilots, to see how they did.

“Everyone likes to poke fun at CAP, but, you know what, at least they tried to do a vagina. Any idiot can draw a penis, but vaginas are far more complex and take some skill. So, kudos to CAP for giving it a go.”