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Airline Travel

BREAKING! Airbus Acquires TomTom

Posted onMarch 8, 2019March 8, 2019

Take that, Boeing!

Aviation Safety

Good News For Older Pilots – FAA Updates Eight Hour Bottle To Throttle Rule

Posted onMarch 3, 2019March 3, 2019

Washington, DC – The FAA has issue an amendment to clarify the 1985 regulation 14 CFR § 91.17 which added the confusing concept of a …

Airline Travel

Yes. Semen Can Fly!

Posted onMarch 2, 2019March 2, 2019

With FedEx Priority Overnight and Saturday delivery, semen shipping has never been safer. Packing is important to prevent the semen from freezing according to Dr. …

Airport News

Weird. $100 Burger Tastes Just Like $7 Burger Had There Last Week

Posted onMarch 2, 2019March 2, 2019

“I didn’t even get a pickle.”

Douchebags

Men Detained For Allegedly Flying Pantless In A Cessna 152

Posted onMarch 1, 2019March 1, 2019

Camarillo, CA – Airport police detained and questioned two men yesterday for allegedly flying without their pants. Witnesses near the east end tie-down parking area …

Airline Travel

CORRECTION: Cessna in Previous Article was Actually 787 Cessna, Still No Flight Plan

Posted onFebruary 27, 2019February 27, 2019

Please let us know if you catch any other inaccuracies in our stories.

FAA

ADS-B Mandate Deadline Pushed to 2021

Posted onFebruary 26, 2019February 26, 2019

One thing the FAA wanted to make very clear is that they have no idea about this. Don’t call them.

Douchebags

Aviation Daily News to Shut Down

Posted onFebruary 25, 2019February 25, 2019

It seems the Sterile Cockpit rule has been applied to aviation as a whole.

FAA

New Squawk Code Issued for Magenta Line Failures

Posted onFebruary 25, 2019February 25, 2019

There you are buzzing happily along, following the magenta line with absolute precision, when the worst thing that could possibly happen to a modern day …

Pilots

Quiz: 5 Questions To See If You’re Ready To Be A Pilot

Posted onFebruary 23, 2019February 23, 2019

Do you dream of flying an airplane as pilot in command (PIC)? Take this quiz… 1 – If you pass the checkride what will you …

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  • Oil Futures Drop Into Negatives, Pilots Get Paid To Burn Gas As Spouses Demand Payback April 20, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Reports Emerging LAX Infected By General Aviation Airplanes April 19, 2020
  • Air Traffic Control to be Handled From Home Starting 4-20-2020 April 16, 2020
  • Grand Theft Auto Flight Simulator Edition Soon To Be Released April 15, 2020
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