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FAA Announces ADS-B Rebates Will Be Deducted From Stimulus Checks

Posted onApril 1, 2020April 1, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC – The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has announced that aircraft owners who received an ADS-B rebate prior to December 31, 2019 will have …

FAA

Reports Of ADS-B Equipped Planes Drawing Penises Coming Into FAA

Posted onMarch 29, 2020March 29, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC – The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has more dicks than they know what to do with. The success of the ADS-B mandate on …

FAA

FAA Provides Aviation Careers to People with Disabilities

Posted onApril 11, 2019April 11, 2019

Los Angeles, CA – Aviation Daily News employs a talented staff of writers/aviators that when not flying work hard from the back lounge in a …

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FAA To Federal Watchdog: The Public Should Be Confident In Us, Not Just Boeing Planes Crash

Posted onMarch 28, 2019March 28, 2019

Washington, DC – The Department of Transportation’s inspector general told senators on Wednesday that the agency’s actions in response to the fatal crashes of Boeing’s …

FAA

Countdown To Ethics Investigation Starts As Former Delta Executive Steve Dickson Named to Head FAA

Posted onMarch 22, 2019March 22, 2019

Back in January Aviation Daily News (ADN) reported that the acting FAA administrator, Dan Elwell, was a really good guy in this story “FAA Administrator …

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New FAA Administrator is a Real Dickson

Posted onMarch 22, 2019March 22, 2019

I mean just look at that face. What a Dickson.

FAA airspace sectional chart used by pilots to determine airspace locations on VFR sectional charts
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FAA, Just Sobering Up from the ’90s, Rushes to Add Class F Airspace

Posted onMarch 19, 2019March 19, 2019

Maybe no one noticed!

Fear of flying in airplanes
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FAA Declares Fear of Flying Totally Rational

Posted onMarch 5, 2019March 8, 2019

“Some people think a fear of flying is irrational. Have you seen what happens when one of those things comes apart in the sky or the mess it makes when it hits the ground? I mean stuff just goes everywhere!”

FAA

ADS-B Mandate Deadline Pushed to 2021

Posted onFebruary 26, 2019February 26, 2019

One thing the FAA wanted to make very clear is that they have no idea about this. Don’t call them.

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New Squawk Code Issued for Magenta Line Failures

Posted onFebruary 25, 2019February 25, 2019

There you are buzzing happily along, following the magenta line with absolute precision, when the worst thing that could possibly happen to a modern day …

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  • BREAKING NEWS: AirVenture 2020 is Officially Cancelled…As Predicted May 1, 2020
  • From The Beaches of Arizona to the Mountains of Florida, It’s Air Show Time! April 28, 2020
  • “They’re going to be doing a lot of very dangerous flying….over major cities” April 23, 2020
  • Oil Futures Drop Into Negatives, Pilots Get Paid To Burn Gas As Spouses Demand Payback April 20, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Reports Emerging LAX Infected By General Aviation Airplanes April 19, 2020
  • Air Traffic Control to be Handled From Home Starting 4-20-2020 April 16, 2020
  • Grand Theft Auto Flight Simulator Edition Soon To Be Released April 15, 2020
  • LOOK UP! Chemtrail Supporters Rejoice In Clearer Skies As Planes Are Grounded During Covid-19 Pandemic April 13, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Trump Considers Covid-19 Vaccinations By Spraying Hydroxychloroquine Over U.S. With Chemtrail Planes April 11, 2020
  • Pentagon Confirms Coronavirus Accidently Got Into Chemtrail Supply Chain, Spraying is Suspended April 11, 2020
  • We Would All be Safer if Most “Pilots” Stayed Out of Cockpits April 9, 2020
  • FAA to Open Comment Period on Rulemaking Banning Lean of Peak Since Most Pilots Don’t Understand It April 8, 2020
  • Only A Shitty CFI Teaches That Flying Oversquare Will Blow Up The Engine April 8, 2020
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  • It’s Time To Stop Letting Shitty Flight Instructors Make Shitty Pilots April 6, 2020
  • The Cruel Irony For Aviators Of the $1200 Stimulus Check You Won’t Get And Can’t Use April 4, 2020
  • Flight Schools That Remain Open Exhibit All Five Hazardous Attitudes April 3, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Embry-Riddle Could Offer Commercial Pilot Rating Using Online Simulator Flight Training April 2, 2020
  • FAA Announces ADS-B Rebates Will Be Deducted From Stimulus Checks April 1, 2020
  • All U.S. Flight Training Halted Unless the Student and CFI Both Test Positive For Covid-19 March 31, 2020
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