New FAA Administrator is a Real Dickson

I mean just look at that face. What a Dickson.

WASHINGTON – A real f**king Dickson, once an executive for Delta, has just been appointed as head of the FAA. We assume he resigned from Delta after the Great Napkin Scandal of 2018. According to our sources, he’s against ATC privatization, which is mostly all any GA pilot cares about these days anyway.

Can’t wait to see how this total f*cking Dickson leads the agency!