Pilots have been trained that shock cooling is detrimental to aircraft engines; however, shock heating is a more pressing risk
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“We really didn’t expect them to keep showing up to work… But these controllers are, like, f**king superheros or something.”
The 3rd annual Energy Drink Low Pass Competition has predictably ended in multiple plane crashes.
How gullible are most people on the Internet?
“Erotix Inc, a partner company, will fornicate wave lubricants into stimulated under-compartments in all aircraft starting later this year. “
A stunning revelation about the agency whose motto is “We’re not happy until you’re not happy”
Flight attendants can no longer provide extra services to passengers leaving them unsatisfied
In a move that surprised nobody, Spirit Airlines was officially declared an Airline for the legless community only. “It was only a matter of time.” …
“The EAA said they are unable to refund tickets and are planning to donate all proceeds to construction of the U.S./Canadian border privacy hedge.”
Like the Dodo bird, pilots who actually look at the magnetic compass no longer exist so why keep it?