Take that, Boeing!
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“The typical cruising speed of a Cessna is 561 mph,” according to our Aviation Daily News transportation correspondant.
“Love is great and all, but sex is way more fun.”
Washington D.C. – Air traffic controllers worked without pay for over a month to keep planes flying during the longest government shutdown in U.S. history. …
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Flight attendants can no longer provide extra services to passengers leaving them unsatisfied
“Attention multi-engine rated private pilots…you can now fly for free with any regional airline!”
“It’s time to create a separate and new training track for career pilots that has no solo flight experience requirement. Hello FAA, Are you listening?”