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Showing Airbus HQ and TomTom HQ in response to Boeing announcing Foreflight acquisition.
Airline Travel

BREAKING! Airbus Acquires TomTom

Posted onMarch 8, 2019March 8, 2019

Take that, Boeing!

Airline Travel

Yes. Semen Can Fly!

Posted onMarch 2, 2019March 2, 2019

With FedEx Priority Overnight and Saturday delivery, semen shipping has never been safer. Packing is important to prevent the semen from freezing according to Dr. …

Airline Travel

CORRECTION: Cessna in Previous Article was Actually 787 Cessna, Still No Flight Plan

Posted onFebruary 27, 2019February 27, 2019

Please let us know if you catch any other inaccuracies in our stories.

Virgin Airlines Boeing flies plane in jet stream, tops 801 mph in flight, fast for a Cessna
Airline Travel

Cessna That Traveled 801 mph in Absolutely Furious Jet Stream Did Not File Flight Plan

Posted onFebruary 20, 2019February 21, 2019

“The typical cruising speed of a Cessna is 561 mph,” according to our Aviation Daily News transportation correspondant.

Delta Diet Coke plane crush napkin inspires JetBlue Diet Pepsi creepy napkin.
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One-Upping Delta and Their ‘Creepy’ Coca-Cola Napkins, JetBlue Debuts Its Own Even Creepier Pepsi Napkins

Posted onFebruary 7, 2019February 15, 2019

“Love is great and all, but sex is way more fun.”

Airline Travel

BREAKING NEWS – U.S. Airports Shut Down Due to Government Reopening

Posted onJanuary 26, 2019February 15, 2019

Washington D.C. – Air traffic controllers worked without pay for over a month to keep planes flying during the longest government shutdown in U.S. history. …

Airline pilot interview for female aviator with aviation experience, graduate of Embry-Riddle Aeronautical university
Airline Travel

Online Mob Forms after Extremely Qualified Woman Only Hired at Airline Because of Vagina

Posted onJanuary 24, 2019January 28, 2019

“I just wanted that job so I could get pussy, but instead pussy got my job.”

Airline Travel

Frontier Airlines: Flight Attendant Pay is at Tipping Point

Posted onJanuary 14, 2019January 28, 2019

Flight attendants can no longer provide extra services to passengers leaving them unsatisfied

Private pilot flying right seat of airline
Airline Travel

BREAKING NEWS: Regional Airlines to Allow Private Pilots Free Airfare to Fly Right Seat

Posted onJanuary 10, 2019March 29, 2019

“Attention multi-engine rated private pilots…you can now fly for free with any regional airline!”

Airline Travel

How to Solve the Pilot Shortage: Less Training

Posted onJanuary 10, 2019January 28, 2019

“It’s time to create a separate and new training track for career pilots that has no solo flight experience requirement. Hello FAA, Are you listening?”

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  • BREAKING NEWS: AirVenture 2020 is Officially Cancelled…As Predicted May 1, 2020
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  • “They’re going to be doing a lot of very dangerous flying….over major cities” April 23, 2020
  • Oil Futures Drop Into Negatives, Pilots Get Paid To Burn Gas As Spouses Demand Payback April 20, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Reports Emerging LAX Infected By General Aviation Airplanes April 19, 2020
  • Air Traffic Control to be Handled From Home Starting 4-20-2020 April 16, 2020
  • Grand Theft Auto Flight Simulator Edition Soon To Be Released April 15, 2020
  • LOOK UP! Chemtrail Supporters Rejoice In Clearer Skies As Planes Are Grounded During Covid-19 Pandemic April 13, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Trump Considers Covid-19 Vaccinations By Spraying Hydroxychloroquine Over U.S. With Chemtrail Planes April 11, 2020
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