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“Attention multi-engine rated private pilots…you can now fly for free with any regional airline!”
“It’s time to create a separate and new training track for career pilots that has no solo flight experience requirement. Hello FAA, Are you listening?”
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. Giving flyers what they demand! Airline executives are excited about the latest floorplan options for the A380. Featuring a stand-up bar in the forward lounge and casino in the …