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Currently on American Airlines you can upgrade your seat to an exit row for $39. Along with this comes leg room and, wait for it…
…complementary cocktails!

Not fake news:
https://thepointsguy.com/news/american-airlines-free-alcohol-main-cabin-extras-june/

Let’s go over that again for the one of you that read this far –

IF YOU UPGRADE TO AN EXIT ROW, AMERICAN AIRLINES WILL GIVE YOU FREE BOOZE.

I was on an AA flight recently and heard the following exchanges:

Flight Attendant: In the event of an emergency, are you willing and able to operate exit door?

Dude who upgraded for free drinks: Absolutely, provided the emergency happens in the first half of the flight. After that, it may be a total shitshow as I try to remember which direction is loosey and which is tighty.

Seeming unhappy with his response, she turned to the gentleman in another exit row:

Flight Attendant: In the event of an emergency can and will you open the emergency exit door?

Dude already drinking: *throws up on her shoes*

A passenger sitting next to the drunk chimed in and offered, “I’m willing, but imma need a little help from the Captain to get it open.”

Flight Attendant:I’m sorry, sir, but the captain will be in the cockpit flying the plane.”

No, no… I am talking about Captain Morgan!

At any rate, this option – which is a totally true and legit and we did not make up – seems awesome for the people upgrading, but a bit of a crap shoot for THE REST OF THE PASSENGERS ON THE PLANE if there is an emergency.

Stay Classy American Airlines!

Speaking of AA…. late for a meeting.