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LOOK UP! Chemtrail Supporters Rejoice In Clearer Skies As Planes Are Grounded During Covid-19 Pandemic

Posted onApril 13, 2020April 13, 2020

LOS ANGELES, CA – Chemtrail supporters celebrate the coronavirus pandemic as airlines ground planes due to lack of demand for global travel. Forums and Facebook …

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BREAKING NEWS: Trump Considers Covid-19 Vaccinations By Spraying Hydroxychloroquine Over U.S. With Chemtrail Planes

Posted onApril 11, 2020April 11, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC – The president is considering – over health experts’ objections – a plan that would use the military chemtrail program to inoculate every …

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Pentagon Confirms Coronavirus Accidently Got Into Chemtrail Supply Chain, Spraying is Suspended

Posted onApril 11, 2020April 11, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC – The Pentagon has issued an indefinite hold order to all military air wings and airlines to immediately stop spraying chemtrails until it …

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Worlds Biggest & Ugliest Plane Makes Initial Flight

Posted onApril 14, 2019April 14, 2019

MOJAVE, CA – Stratolaunch flew for the first time yesterday over the Mojave Desert at altitudes up to 17,000 feet. As part of the initial …

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ForeFlight Secretly Spies On Pilots With Device Camera

Posted onApril 3, 2019April 3, 2019

Los Angeles, CA – Aviation Daily News is investigating reports that the popular flying application for iPhones and tablets, acquired recently by Boeing, secretly activates …

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Historic All-female Spacewalk Canceled Because They Think Spacesuits Make Their Asses Look Fat

Posted onMarch 26, 2019March 26, 2019

Cape Canaveral, FL – Nasa ground control refused to answer the most dangerous question a female can ask so the they decided to just stay …

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NASA Assigns Male Supervisor to Historic All-Female Spacewalk

Posted onMarch 26, 2019March 26, 2019

“We find it absolutely adorable these ladies wanted to do the walk all by themselves, but, I mean, come on.”

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  • BREAKING NEWS: AirVenture 2020 is Officially Cancelled…As Predicted May 1, 2020
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  • Oil Futures Drop Into Negatives, Pilots Get Paid To Burn Gas As Spouses Demand Payback April 20, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Reports Emerging LAX Infected By General Aviation Airplanes April 19, 2020
  • Air Traffic Control to be Handled From Home Starting 4-20-2020 April 16, 2020
  • Grand Theft Auto Flight Simulator Edition Soon To Be Released April 15, 2020
  • LOOK UP! Chemtrail Supporters Rejoice In Clearer Skies As Planes Are Grounded During Covid-19 Pandemic April 13, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Trump Considers Covid-19 Vaccinations By Spraying Hydroxychloroquine Over U.S. With Chemtrail Planes April 11, 2020
  • Pentagon Confirms Coronavirus Accidently Got Into Chemtrail Supply Chain, Spraying is Suspended April 11, 2020
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