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Aviation Daily News is BACK – As L.A. County Jails Release Inmates Due to Coronavirus

Posted onMarch 28, 2020March 30, 2020

LOS ANGELES, CA – It seems like only yesterday, and it was, that we read in the comfort of our cells that Los Angeles County …

aviation satire or fake news
Douchebags

Find Out If YOU Are An Asshole!

Posted onFebruary 15, 2019February 15, 2019

Take this online quiz to find out if you are a jovial pilot type that hasn’t lost their imagination, and still loves having fun or …

Cessna airplane taking off from airport runway by neighborhood home, creating noise pollution complaints. Flight school operates out of airport, training student pilots on flight.
Airport News

Local Dipshit Moves Next Door to Airport, Demands Silence

Posted onFebruary 13, 2019February 15, 2019

We told Dimpleton to go f**k himself.

Airplane Pilot Jokes, like How do you know if there is a pilot in the room, are often not funny. The world of aviation needs new flying related humor for pilots.
Pilots

Pilot Tests “How do you know if there’s a pilot in the room” Joke to New Crowd

Posted onFebruary 13, 2019February 15, 2019

“Definitely going to get a good laugh out of everyone!”

Legal marijuana airplane pilot wants to know if FAA medical will allow smoking weed, Toke to yoke rules by FAR AIM in airplanes at airports for aviation
FAA

Asking for a Friend, Pilot Inquires if it’s OK to Smoke Pot Now That Legal in State

Posted onFebruary 10, 2019February 15, 2019

When asked the name of his friend, Nelson glanced up at a flight training poster hanging on our wall and said, “John… uh, John… King.”

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University is closing after student pilots at flight school cannot control airplanes, such as Cessnas, Pipers, Cirrus, etc, and are being failed during checkrides.
Flight Training

Embry-Riddle to Close its Doors

Posted onFebruary 9, 2019February 15, 2019

After nearly 94 years in operation, the world’s most premier aviation school will be closing its doors.

Student on first solo cross-country deals with clouds, after weather forecast called for clear sky. Flight school instructor, CFI, signed off on the flight.
Flight Training

Clouds to Throw Surprise Party at 3,000 Feet for Student on First Solo Cross Country

Posted onFebruary 8, 2019February 15, 2019

“I can’t wait to see the look on her face when she turns to our heading and sees us all there cheering her on!”

Vegan pilot at a party who also does crossfit unsure how to tell people he is pilot who flies airplanes from an airport in the sky.
Douchebags

Vegan Pilot Not Sure Which To Lead With At Party

Posted onFebruary 8, 2019February 15, 2019

I can’t just say, “Hello I’m Nels.”

Delta Diet Coke plane crush napkin inspires JetBlue Diet Pepsi creepy napkin.
Airline Travel

One-Upping Delta and Their ‘Creepy’ Coca-Cola Napkins, JetBlue Debuts Its Own Even Creepier Pepsi Napkins

Posted onFebruary 7, 2019February 15, 2019

“Love is great and all, but sex is way more fun.”

Shocked pilot learns flight from airport in airplane that is not a Cessna or Piper aircraft, but is an airline Airbus A380
Aviation Safety

Pilot “Up There Wishing He Was Down Here” Says it Wasn’t That Bad

Posted onFebruary 7, 2019February 15, 2019

“When I am up there pretty much the only thing I might be wishing for is a TV like I would have down here.”

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  • BREAKING NEWS: AirVenture 2020 is Officially Cancelled…As Predicted May 1, 2020
  • From The Beaches of Arizona to the Mountains of Florida, It’s Air Show Time! April 28, 2020
  • “They’re going to be doing a lot of very dangerous flying….over major cities” April 23, 2020
  • Oil Futures Drop Into Negatives, Pilots Get Paid To Burn Gas As Spouses Demand Payback April 20, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Reports Emerging LAX Infected By General Aviation Airplanes April 19, 2020
  • Air Traffic Control to be Handled From Home Starting 4-20-2020 April 16, 2020
  • Grand Theft Auto Flight Simulator Edition Soon To Be Released April 15, 2020
  • LOOK UP! Chemtrail Supporters Rejoice In Clearer Skies As Planes Are Grounded During Covid-19 Pandemic April 13, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Trump Considers Covid-19 Vaccinations By Spraying Hydroxychloroquine Over U.S. With Chemtrail Planes April 11, 2020
  • Pentagon Confirms Coronavirus Accidently Got Into Chemtrail Supply Chain, Spraying is Suspended April 11, 2020
  • We Would All be Safer if Most “Pilots” Stayed Out of Cockpits April 9, 2020
  • FAA to Open Comment Period on Rulemaking Banning Lean of Peak Since Most Pilots Don’t Understand It April 8, 2020
  • Only A Shitty CFI Teaches That Flying Oversquare Will Blow Up The Engine April 8, 2020
  • More Lessons From Shitty CFI’s: Never Exceed 30° of Bank in The Pattern April 7, 2020
  • It’s Time To Stop Letting Shitty Flight Instructors Make Shitty Pilots April 6, 2020
  • The Cruel Irony For Aviators Of the $1200 Stimulus Check You Won’t Get And Can’t Use April 4, 2020
  • Flight Schools That Remain Open Exhibit All Five Hazardous Attitudes April 3, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Embry-Riddle Could Offer Commercial Pilot Rating Using Online Simulator Flight Training April 2, 2020
  • FAA Announces ADS-B Rebates Will Be Deducted From Stimulus Checks April 1, 2020
  • All U.S. Flight Training Halted Unless the Student and CFI Both Test Positive For Covid-19 March 31, 2020
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