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The Cruel Irony For Aviators Of the $1200 Stimulus Check You Won’t Get And Can’t Use

Posted onApril 4, 2020April 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES, CA – The U.S. government response to the Covid-19 pandemic and financial collapse includes giving some citizens a $1200 check to help them …

Pilots

“I Don’t Need No Stinking Pilot License” – Orville Wright

Posted onApril 10, 2019April 10, 2019

When offered the honor of the first Federal Pilots license Orville Wright declined because he no longer flew and said he did not need a …

Pilots

Eric Armsweak Joins Writing Staff At Aviation Daily News

Posted onMarch 29, 2019March 29, 2019

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE March 29, 2019 Aviation Daily News (ADN) is pleased to welcome our new Airline Transportation Correspondent, Eric Armsweak, to the publication. Armsweak …

Pilots

ADN Study Finds Most Turbulence Just Pilots Having Fun

Posted onMarch 21, 2019March 21, 2019

Pilots are simply making this shit up to kill time and screw with the passengers.

Pilots

Can Pilots Still Be Trusted To Fly Planes?

Posted onMarch 18, 2019March 18, 2019

The uproar created by two fatal accidents just a few months apart in new Boeing 737 MAX8 airline jets makes us wonder if any aircraft …

Pilots

Airwolf’s Co-star Jan-Michael Vincent Dead at 74

Posted onMarch 8, 2019March 8, 2019

Multiple news outlets are reporting today that Jan-Michael Vincent the actor who played attack helicopter pilot Stringfellow Hawke on the 1980’s television series Airwolf, has …

Pilots

Quiz: 5 Questions To See If You’re Ready To Be A Pilot

Posted onFebruary 23, 2019February 23, 2019

Do you dream of flying an airplane as pilot in command (PIC)? Take this quiz… 1 – If you pass the checkride what will you …

Aviation geek, aka avgeek, pilot playing 737 flight simulator in his hangar. Neighbor has miniature railroad system in his backyard and rides a small train around the property.
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AvGeek at 24 Cedar St Nothing Like Loser Train Enthusiast Neighbor

Posted onFebruary 17, 2019February 17, 2019

“My wife says I should just go over there and make friends, but that guy is a loser!” Bob said, donning some cheap Walmart aviators and a patch-covered flight jacket he found on Ebay.

Flight Instructors (CFI) are great at keeping poker faces while student pilots control aircraft, airplanes, drones
Pilots

World’s Greatest Poker Player Folds After Learning One of Opponents is a CFI

Posted onFebruary 14, 2019February 15, 2019

“I’ve been in Vegas over 30 years and can honestly say I’ve never seen anything like this!”

Airplane Pilot Jokes, like How do you know if there is a pilot in the room, are often not funny. The world of aviation needs new flying related humor for pilots.
Pilots

Pilot Tests “How do you know if there’s a pilot in the room” Joke to New Crowd

Posted onFebruary 13, 2019February 15, 2019

“Definitely going to get a good laugh out of everyone!”

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  • BREAKING NEWS: AirVenture 2020 is Officially Cancelled…As Predicted May 1, 2020
  • From The Beaches of Arizona to the Mountains of Florida, It’s Air Show Time! April 28, 2020
  • “They’re going to be doing a lot of very dangerous flying….over major cities” April 23, 2020
  • Oil Futures Drop Into Negatives, Pilots Get Paid To Burn Gas As Spouses Demand Payback April 20, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Reports Emerging LAX Infected By General Aviation Airplanes April 19, 2020
  • Air Traffic Control to be Handled From Home Starting 4-20-2020 April 16, 2020
  • Grand Theft Auto Flight Simulator Edition Soon To Be Released April 15, 2020
  • LOOK UP! Chemtrail Supporters Rejoice In Clearer Skies As Planes Are Grounded During Covid-19 Pandemic April 13, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Trump Considers Covid-19 Vaccinations By Spraying Hydroxychloroquine Over U.S. With Chemtrail Planes April 11, 2020
  • Pentagon Confirms Coronavirus Accidently Got Into Chemtrail Supply Chain, Spraying is Suspended April 11, 2020
  • We Would All be Safer if Most “Pilots” Stayed Out of Cockpits April 9, 2020
  • FAA to Open Comment Period on Rulemaking Banning Lean of Peak Since Most Pilots Don’t Understand It April 8, 2020
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