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BREAKING NEWS – President Trump Announces Grounded Boeing 737 Jets Can Be Rented For Cockpit Photoshoots

Posted onMarch 13, 2019March 14, 2019

Washington, DC – Pres. Trump announced today: “We’re going to be issuing an emergency order of prohibition to ground all flights of the 737 MAX …

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BREAKING NEWS – President Trump Tweets: “Pilots are no longer needed…”

Posted onMarch 12, 2019March 30, 2020

UPDATED March 30, 2020 – Just over a year ago to the day Aviation Daily News broke the story on this now prophetic tweet and …

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Men Detained For Allegedly Flying Pantless In A Cessna 152

Posted onMarch 1, 2019March 1, 2019

Camarillo, CA – Airport police detained and questioned two men yesterday for allegedly flying without their pants. Witnesses near the east end tie-down parking area …

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Aviation Daily News to Shut Down

Posted onFebruary 25, 2019February 25, 2019

It seems the Sterile Cockpit rule has been applied to aviation as a whole.

aviation satire or fake news
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Find Out If YOU Are An Asshole!

Posted onFebruary 15, 2019February 15, 2019

Take this online quiz to find out if you are a jovial pilot type that hasn’t lost their imagination, and still loves having fun or …

In 2018, an Embry-Riddle NASA airplane was involved in a crash after an AOPA EAA drone (UAS, Unmanned Aerial System) collided mid flight. The FAA ground school that offered flight training to the student pilot flying the plane in a Cessna. He would have earned his pilot license in 2019. He was wearing David Clark aviation headsets, according to the NTSB. The pilot will speak at the 2019 EAA Oshkosh Airventure event during the aeronautic expo about the hazards of operating drones near airports. The ATC communication heard from the tower during the attempted landing can be found online.
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Male Pilot Sues For Reverse Sexual Discrimination, Demands To Be Identified As A Male

Posted onFebruary 12, 2019February 15, 2019

Los Angeles, CA – A male pilot is suing his employer for reverse discrimination because they don’t correctly identify his gender. Robert “Butch” Antonetti, 39, …

Vegan pilot at a party who also does crossfit unsure how to tell people he is pilot who flies airplanes from an airport in the sky.
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Vegan Pilot Not Sure Which To Lead With At Party

Posted onFebruary 8, 2019February 15, 2019

I can’t just say, “Hello I’m Nels.”

Douchebag pilot proposes to girlfriend in his airplane, calling engine failure flight emergency in plane. Girlfriend thought plane crashing, used emergency checklist. Gopro recording
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Pilot Proposes After Pranking Girlfriend Into Thinking They Were Going Down, Gets Shoved to His Death

Posted onJanuary 30, 2019January 30, 2019

“It’s remarkably difficult to open a door mid-flight like that, but I just focused on how bad I wanted him dead in that moment and made it work.”

New private pilot punching people congratulating at flight school at airport for aviation.
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Newly Minted Pilot Just Punching Anyone Who Says “License to Learn”

Posted onJanuary 30, 2019January 30, 2019

I thought about all of the “license to learn” labelled merchandise I had shipped to his house from Amazon. I was a dead man.

Abandoned plane at Sea Ranch airport in California, Cessna 172
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Plane Abandoned 20 yrs Ago Spends Days Praying for Meteor Strike

Posted onJanuary 28, 2019January 29, 2019

Sea Ranch Airport, CA – Abandoned by its owner 20 years ago, lonely, single engine Cessna 172 – no longer bothering to think back on …

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