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Aviation Safety

What Makes An Airplane Stall And Spin – The Pilot!

Posted onApril 8, 2019April 8, 2019

Pilot’s are shocked to learn it’s THEIR fault airplanes stall and spin! In the last 116 years of manned flight, no new way to stall …

Aviation Safety

Good News For Older Pilots – FAA Updates Eight Hour Bottle To Throttle Rule

Posted onMarch 3, 2019March 3, 2019

Washington, DC – The FAA has issue an amendment to clarify the 1985 regulation 14 CFR § 91.17 which added the confusing concept of a …

Airline chemtrail pilots protesting aviation conspiracy theory.
Aviation Safety

Chemtrail Pilots Announce Strike, Conspiracy Theorists Can Finally Breathe Easy (Literally)

Posted onFebruary 12, 2019February 15, 2019

“We understand their concerns, especially that one guy whose leg fell off while on a jog, but we are urging pilots not to strike and to continue spraying the masses while we get this matter resolved.”

Shocked pilot learns flight from airport in airplane that is not a Cessna or Piper aircraft, but is an airline Airbus A380
Aviation Safety

Pilot “Up There Wishing He Was Down Here” Says it Wasn’t That Bad

Posted onFebruary 7, 2019February 15, 2019

“When I am up there pretty much the only thing I might be wishing for is a TV like I would have down here.”

Aviation Safety

Four Reasons Male Pilots Should Wear Diapers

Posted onJanuary 26, 2019January 28, 2019

A lesson from astronauts and U2 pilots…wear your diapers!

Landing airplane on airport runway.
Aviation Safety

NTSB Finds Runway Behind You, Sky Above You, and Fuel on the Ground, Valuable

Posted onJanuary 23, 2019January 28, 2019

The runway behind, sky above , and fuel on the ground do have value

Aviation Safety

Low Pass Competition Ends in Multiple Crashes

Posted onJanuary 14, 2019January 28, 2019

The 3rd annual Energy Drink Low Pass Competition has predictably ended in multiple plane crashes.

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Aviation Safety

Aviation Satire Website Proves That Over 99% of Internet Users Are Clueless Rubes

Posted onJanuary 14, 2019January 28, 2019

How gullible are most people on the Internet?

Aviation Safety

BREAKING NEWS: Shocking New Aircraft Reviction Requirements Out of Tuscon!

Posted onJanuary 14, 2019January 28, 2019

“Erotix Inc, a partner company, will fornicate wave lubricants into stimulated under-compartments in all aircraft starting later this year. “

Aviation Safety

With ADS-B Out Installed, You Can Legally Remove The Compass

Posted onJanuary 13, 2019January 28, 2019

Like the Dodo bird, pilots who actually look at the magnetic compass no longer exist so why keep it?

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