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  • Oil Futures Drop Into Negatives, Pilots Get Paid To Burn Gas As Spouses Demand Payback
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Month: March 2020

Flight Training

All U.S. Flight Training Halted Unless the Student and CFI Both Test Positive For Covid-19

Posted onMarch 31, 2020March 31, 2020

Washington, DC – The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) announced today that all flight instruction in the United States would be halted until April 30th, and …

Air Shows

EAA AirVenture 2020 Will Be Cancelled Due To Pandemic Says Las Vegas Oddsmaker

Posted onMarch 30, 2020March 30, 2020

Las Vegas, NV – “The smart money is on AirVenture being cancelled,” said Sam “Ace” Rothstein, Las Vegas oddsmaker and revered gambling genius. Working from …

FAA

Reports Of ADS-B Equipped Planes Drawing Penises Coming Into FAA

Posted onMarch 29, 2020March 29, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC – The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has more dicks than they know what to do with. The success of the ADS-B mandate on …

General Aviation

COVID_19 Reduces Price of Hundred Dollar Hamburger to Fifty Dollar Hamburger

Posted onMarch 28, 2020March 31, 2020

Unfortunately, you can’t leave the house and get one but don’t worry, the price will be $150 once this shutdown is lifted. I know this …

Airline Travel

Airlines Hiring Lavatory Attendants To Ensure Passengers Wash Hands

Posted onMarch 28, 2020March 28, 2020

DENVER, CO – While Pilots and flight attendants are being furloughed due to Coronavirus related cutbacks in service, one job is seeing growth in demand: …

General Aviation

Aviation Daily News is BACK – As L.A. County Jails Release Inmates Due to Coronavirus

Posted onMarch 28, 2020March 30, 2020

LOS ANGELES, CA – It seems like only yesterday, and it was, that we read in the comfort of our cells that Los Angeles County …

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  • BREAKING NEWS: AirVenture 2020 is Officially Cancelled…As Predicted May 1, 2020
  • From The Beaches of Arizona to the Mountains of Florida, It’s Air Show Time! April 28, 2020
  • “They’re going to be doing a lot of very dangerous flying….over major cities” April 23, 2020
  • Oil Futures Drop Into Negatives, Pilots Get Paid To Burn Gas As Spouses Demand Payback April 20, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Reports Emerging LAX Infected By General Aviation Airplanes April 19, 2020
  • Air Traffic Control to be Handled From Home Starting 4-20-2020 April 16, 2020
  • Grand Theft Auto Flight Simulator Edition Soon To Be Released April 15, 2020
  • LOOK UP! Chemtrail Supporters Rejoice In Clearer Skies As Planes Are Grounded During Covid-19 Pandemic April 13, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Trump Considers Covid-19 Vaccinations By Spraying Hydroxychloroquine Over U.S. With Chemtrail Planes April 11, 2020
  • Pentagon Confirms Coronavirus Accidently Got Into Chemtrail Supply Chain, Spraying is Suspended April 11, 2020
  • We Would All be Safer if Most “Pilots” Stayed Out of Cockpits April 9, 2020
  • FAA to Open Comment Period on Rulemaking Banning Lean of Peak Since Most Pilots Don’t Understand It April 8, 2020
  • Only A Shitty CFI Teaches That Flying Oversquare Will Blow Up The Engine April 8, 2020
  • More Lessons From Shitty CFI’s: Never Exceed 30° of Bank in The Pattern April 7, 2020
  • It’s Time To Stop Letting Shitty Flight Instructors Make Shitty Pilots April 6, 2020
  • The Cruel Irony For Aviators Of the $1200 Stimulus Check You Won’t Get And Can’t Use April 4, 2020
  • Flight Schools That Remain Open Exhibit All Five Hazardous Attitudes April 3, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Embry-Riddle Could Offer Commercial Pilot Rating Using Online Simulator Flight Training April 2, 2020
  • FAA Announces ADS-B Rebates Will Be Deducted From Stimulus Checks April 1, 2020
  • All U.S. Flight Training Halted Unless the Student and CFI Both Test Positive For Covid-19 March 31, 2020
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