Sun ‘n Fun Made My Balls Sweaty

Eric Armsweak, Staff Writer

Why is it these enormous aviation events/air shows must be held in the hottest, most humid environments such as Lakeland, Florida and Osh Kosh, Wisconsin?

Why would the men who plan and run these events choose to do them in a place that contributes to profusely sweating balls? Do men simply not care about sloshy nuts in their cargo shorts? These are the profound issues I pondered while ogling the latest aviation technology this week not missing underboob sweat one bit.

Women have mastered personal moisture control with a myriad of products for every body part; men have yet to be as creative. Why aren’t boxer shields with wings a thing, especially for pilots and aviation enthusiasts at these events?