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Month: February 2019

Article on boeing airplanes and airbus A380 retiring, with planes taking off from airport runway. Can see control tower.
Airport News

Not Wanting to be Outdone by Airbus, Boeing Retires Entire Fleet

Posted onFebruary 18, 2019February 18, 2019

Pilots on the internet all scrambled to be the first to post, “If its Boeing, you’re not going.”

Image for Aviation Daily News Letter to the Editor section, on pilots flying airplanes from airports
Opinion

Letters to the Editor – February 18, 2019

Posted onFebruary 18, 2019February 18, 2019

We at Aviation Daily sometimes slightly fabricate things to make them seem more fun and less lame. We call it satire, some call it fake …

Aviation geek, aka avgeek, pilot playing 737 flight simulator in his hangar. Neighbor has miniature railroad system in his backyard and rides a small train around the property.
Pilots

AvGeek at 24 Cedar St Nothing Like Loser Train Enthusiast Neighbor

Posted onFebruary 17, 2019February 17, 2019

“My wife says I should just go over there and make friends, but that guy is a loser!” Bob said, donning some cheap Walmart aviators and a patch-covered flight jacket he found on Ebay.

Runway at a local airport is closed and pilots are unable to fly their planes due to fecal matter on the center line.
Airport News

Someone Took a Dump on the Runway

Posted onFebruary 16, 2019February 16, 2019

CORPUS CHRISTI – An airport remained closed Wednesday as airport crews were unsure how to proceed. Sometime during the night someone decided to leave a …

aviation satire or fake news
Douchebags

Find Out If YOU Are An Asshole!

Posted onFebruary 15, 2019February 15, 2019

Take this online quiz to find out if you are a jovial pilot type that hasn’t lost their imagination, and still loves having fun or …

In 2018, an Embry-Riddle NASA airplane was involved in a crash after an AOPA EAA drone (UAS, Unmanned Aerial System) collided mid flight. The FAA ground school that offered flight training to the student pilot flying the plane in a Cessna. He would have earned his pilot license in 2019. He was wearing David Clark aviation headsets, according to the NTSB. The pilot will speak at the 2019 EAA Oshkosh Airventure event during the aeronautic expo about the hazards of operating drones near airports. The ATC communication heard from the tower during the attempted landing can be found online.
Airport News

Wild Plane Captured After Attack on Human

Posted onFebruary 15, 2019February 15, 2019

A local plane rights activist group is planning to protest the plane’s destruction, claiming that the injured man was at fault for his attack because he got too close to it while its prop was spinning.

Flight Instructors (CFI) are great at keeping poker faces while student pilots control aircraft, airplanes, drones
Pilots

World’s Greatest Poker Player Folds After Learning One of Opponents is a CFI

Posted onFebruary 14, 2019February 15, 2019

“I’ve been in Vegas over 30 years and can honestly say I’ve never seen anything like this!”

In 2018, an Embry-Riddle NASA airplane was involved in a crash after an AOPA EAA drone (UAS, Unmanned Aerial System) collided mid flight. The FAA ground school that offered flight training to the student pilot flying the plane in a Cessna. He would have earned his pilot license in 2019. He was wearing David Clark aviation headsets, according to the NTSB. The pilot will speak at the 2019 EAA Oshkosh Airventure event during the aeronautic expo about the hazards of operating drones near airports. The ATC communication heard from the tower during the attempted landing can be found online.
Flight Training

NASA Selling Space Shuttle & 747 To Embry-Riddle For Flight Training

Posted onFebruary 14, 2019February 15, 2019

DAYTONA BEACH, FL – NASA is making plans to move one of the space shuttles and 747 transport jets back to Florida. Daytona Beach International …

Cessna airplane taking off from airport runway by neighborhood home, creating noise pollution complaints. Flight school operates out of airport, training student pilots on flight.
Airport News

Local Dipshit Moves Next Door to Airport, Demands Silence

Posted onFebruary 13, 2019February 15, 2019

We told Dimpleton to go f**k himself.

Airplane Pilot Jokes, like How do you know if there is a pilot in the room, are often not funny. The world of aviation needs new flying related humor for pilots.
Pilots

Pilot Tests “How do you know if there’s a pilot in the room” Joke to New Crowd

Posted onFebruary 13, 2019February 15, 2019

“Definitely going to get a good laugh out of everyone!”

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