Vegan Pilot Not Sure Which To Lead With At Party

Nels showed up to the party unsure of how to introduce himself.

“If I start with the Vegan thing, I’ll come off as pretentious and judgmental. If I start with the pilot part, then I’ll come off as arrogant and insecure. I can’t say, “Hello I’m Nels,” because my name is stupid. I’m thinking about just getting out of here and heading to CrossFit.”