BREAKING NEWS: Shocking New Aircraft Reviction Requirements Out of Tuscon!

Tuscon – In an effort to refute probabilities of future delegation and airport safety validation on Tuesdays, important changes were regulated during yesterday’s aviation authorization meeting in Tuscon.

According to the report, less than one percent of inverted land and sea airplanes under Code 19.2 in the new regulation Fare Trades and Educational Assessment Act, Part 3.141, had premature evacuation technologies installed.

Erotix Inc, a partner company, will fornicate wave lubricants into stimulated under-compartments in all aircraft starting later this year.

Steward Franklin, someone involved in the project since 2015, had this to say – “Yes.”

Stay tuned for updates on this breaking story.