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Flight Training, Shitty CFI

It’s Time To Stop Letting Shitty Flight Instructors Make Shitty Pilots

Posted onApril 6, 2020April 7, 2020

LOS ANGELES, CA – Does the stall warning horn make you nervous? Are you comfortable stalling the plane while it’s turning? Do you land your …

Airplane runway crash at local airport, twin engine
Pilots

The Cruel Irony For Aviators Of the $1200 Stimulus Check You Won’t Get And Can’t Use

Posted onApril 4, 2020April 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES, CA – The U.S. government response to the Covid-19 pandemic and financial collapse includes giving some citizens a $1200 check to help them …

Flight Training

BREAKING NEWS: Embry-Riddle Could Offer Commercial Pilot Rating Using Online Simulator Flight Training

Posted onApril 2, 2020April 2, 2020

DAYTONA BEACH, FL – Embry–Riddle Aeronautical University is expected to announce in the coming weeks a 100% online flight simulator based commercial pilot rating. According …

FAA

FAA Announces ADS-B Rebates Will Be Deducted From Stimulus Checks

Posted onApril 1, 2020April 1, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC – The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has announced that aircraft owners who received an ADS-B rebate prior to December 31, 2019 will have …

Flight Training

All U.S. Flight Training Halted Unless the Student and CFI Both Test Positive For Covid-19

Posted onMarch 31, 2020March 31, 2020

Washington, DC – The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) announced today that all flight instruction in the United States would be halted until April 30th, and …

Air Shows

EAA AirVenture 2020 Will Be Cancelled Due To Pandemic Says Las Vegas Oddsmaker

Posted onMarch 30, 2020March 30, 2020

Las Vegas, NV – “The smart money is on AirVenture being cancelled,” said Sam “Ace” Rothstein, Las Vegas oddsmaker and revered gambling genius. Working from …

FAA

Reports Of ADS-B Equipped Planes Drawing Penises Coming Into FAA

Posted onMarch 29, 2020March 29, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC – The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has more dicks than they know what to do with. The success of the ADS-B mandate on …

Airline Travel

Airlines Hiring Lavatory Attendants To Ensure Passengers Wash Hands

Posted onMarch 28, 2020March 28, 2020

DENVER, CO – While Pilots and flight attendants are being furloughed due to Coronavirus related cutbacks in service, one job is seeing growth in demand: …

Science & Technology

Worlds Biggest & Ugliest Plane Makes Initial Flight

Posted onApril 14, 2019April 14, 2019

MOJAVE, CA – Stratolaunch flew for the first time yesterday over the Mojave Desert at altitudes up to 17,000 feet. As part of the initial …

Airline Travel

They Played Barefoot Footsie In First Class – Everyone Else Relieved They Weren’t F**cking

Posted onApril 12, 2019April 12, 2019

A recent American Airlines flight to Cancun, Mexico offered first class passengers live entertainment as a couple appears to have been caught playing barefoot footsie. …

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  • BREAKING NEWS: AirVenture 2020 is Officially Cancelled…As Predicted May 1, 2020
  • From The Beaches of Arizona to the Mountains of Florida, It’s Air Show Time! April 28, 2020
  • “They’re going to be doing a lot of very dangerous flying….over major cities” April 23, 2020
  • Oil Futures Drop Into Negatives, Pilots Get Paid To Burn Gas As Spouses Demand Payback April 20, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Reports Emerging LAX Infected By General Aviation Airplanes April 19, 2020
  • Air Traffic Control to be Handled From Home Starting 4-20-2020 April 16, 2020
  • Grand Theft Auto Flight Simulator Edition Soon To Be Released April 15, 2020
  • LOOK UP! Chemtrail Supporters Rejoice In Clearer Skies As Planes Are Grounded During Covid-19 Pandemic April 13, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Trump Considers Covid-19 Vaccinations By Spraying Hydroxychloroquine Over U.S. With Chemtrail Planes April 11, 2020
  • Pentagon Confirms Coronavirus Accidently Got Into Chemtrail Supply Chain, Spraying is Suspended April 11, 2020
  • We Would All be Safer if Most “Pilots” Stayed Out of Cockpits April 9, 2020
  • FAA to Open Comment Period on Rulemaking Banning Lean of Peak Since Most Pilots Don’t Understand It April 8, 2020
  • Only A Shitty CFI Teaches That Flying Oversquare Will Blow Up The Engine April 8, 2020
  • More Lessons From Shitty CFI’s: Never Exceed 30° of Bank in The Pattern April 7, 2020
  • It’s Time To Stop Letting Shitty Flight Instructors Make Shitty Pilots April 6, 2020
  • The Cruel Irony For Aviators Of the $1200 Stimulus Check You Won’t Get And Can’t Use April 4, 2020
  • Flight Schools That Remain Open Exhibit All Five Hazardous Attitudes April 3, 2020
  • BREAKING NEWS: Embry-Riddle Could Offer Commercial Pilot Rating Using Online Simulator Flight Training April 2, 2020
  • FAA Announces ADS-B Rebates Will Be Deducted From Stimulus Checks April 1, 2020
  • All U.S. Flight Training Halted Unless the Student and CFI Both Test Positive For Covid-19 March 31, 2020
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