We at Aviation Daily sometimes slightly fabricate things to make them seem more fun and less lame. We call it satire, some call it fake …
We told Dimpleton to go f**k himself.
“It’s remarkably difficult to open a door mid-flight like that, but I just focused on how bad I wanted him dead in that moment and made it work.”
“Pilots can pay a $30 fee before boarding to get their name, certifications, number of hours, and number of CFI’s hours that trained them displayed on a screen during the flight.”