COVID_19 Reduces Price of Hundred Dollar Hamburger to Fifty Dollar Hamburger

Unfortunately, you can’t leave the house and get one but don’t worry, the price will be $150 once this shutdown is lifted.

I know this is half-assed but it is my first day out of prison and I have so many viruses in me now that they are giving each other AIDS at this point.

COVID Burger
You can’t fly. I can’t fly. Here’s a picture I stole off the internet because everything in the world sucks right now. I just wiped my ass with a kitten.