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Month: March 2019

Douchebags

BREAKING NEWS – President Trump Announces Grounded Boeing 737 Jets Can Be Rented For Cockpit Photoshoots

Posted onMarch 13, 2019March 14, 2019

Washington, DC – Pres. Trump announced today: “We’re going to be issuing an emergency order of prohibition to ground all flights of the 737 MAX …

Flight Training

Amid College Entrance Cheating Scandal Aviation Universities Cut Out The Middle Man

Posted onMarch 13, 2019March 13, 2019

Los Angeles, CA – The shocking story that broke yesterday about wealthy parents paying bribes to get their spoiled children into traditional elite colleges they …

Douchebags

BREAKING NEWS – President Trump Tweets: “Pilots are no longer needed…”

Posted onMarch 12, 2019March 12, 2019

Today President Trump tweeted, “Pilots are no longer needed… I want great flying professionals that are allowed to easily and quickly take control of a …

Airline Travel

Airlines Ground Boeing 737 MAX 8 Planes After Second Crash; Idiots On Social Media Buzzing With Conjecture

Posted onMarch 11, 2019March 11, 2019

The editorial staff of Aviation Daily News is saddened by recent tragedies involving Ethiopian Airlines and Lion Air 737 Max 8 aircraft. Our hearts go …

Air Shows

Yuma Air Show Disappoints Crowd Hoping To See Giant Marine Corps Sky Penis

Posted onMarch 10, 2019March 10, 2019

This weekend the Yuma Air Show returned to Marine Corps Air Station Yuma on March 9th with a soft performance. Recent exposure of the Air …

Pilots

Airwolf’s Co-star Jan-Michael Vincent Dead at 74

Posted onMarch 8, 2019March 8, 2019

Multiple news outlets are reporting today that Jan-Michael Vincent the actor who played attack helicopter pilot Stringfellow Hawke on the 1980’s television series Airwolf, has …

General Aviation

BREAKING NEWS – Boeing Will Shift Foreflight To Android; Mad At Apple For Buying An Airbus Corporate Jet

Posted onMarch 8, 2019March 8, 2019

Seattle, WA – Boeing has made a second stunning announcement this week: recently acquired Foreflight software will no longer run on Apple devices because the …

Showing Airbus HQ and TomTom HQ in response to Boeing announcing Foreflight acquisition.
Airline Travel

BREAKING! Airbus Acquires TomTom

Posted onMarch 8, 2019March 8, 2019

Take that, Boeing!

Fear of flying in airplanes
FAA

FAA Declares Fear of Flying Totally Rational

Posted onMarch 5, 2019March 8, 2019

“Some people think a fear of flying is irrational. Have you seen what happens when one of those things comes apart in the sky or the mess it makes when it hits the ground? I mean stuff just goes everywhere!”

Mysteries

Miracle on the Hudson Not Actual Miracle

Posted onMarch 4, 2019March 8, 2019

While it is truly great thing that Sully got his plane down safely in the water, saving the lives of everyone on board, we have …

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  • Worlds Biggest & Ugliest Plane Makes Initial Flight April 14, 2019
  • They Played Barefoot Footsie In First Class – Everyone Else Relieved They Weren’t F**cking April 12, 2019
  • FAA Provides Aviation Careers to People with Disabilities April 11, 2019
  • “I Don’t Need No Stinking Pilot License” – Orville Wright April 10, 2019
  • Piper Unveils New Plane for the Minimum Wage Demographic April 9, 2019
  • What Makes An Airplane Stall And Spin – The Pilot! April 8, 2019
  • Sun ‘n Fun Made My Balls Sweaty April 7, 2019
  • ForeFlight Secretly Spies On Pilots With Device Camera April 3, 2019
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