Cape Canaveral, FL – Nasa ground control refused to answer the most dangerous question a female can ask so the they decided to just stay home, or inside the space station in this case.
One male astronaut who wished to remain anonymous said, “Even in space there is no right answer to the question; ‘does this outfit make my ass look fat’. No matter what you say it’s wrong and not answering just pisses them off even more.”
Nasa was unable to comment on how long it would take the astronauts to get over it.
