Washington, DC – Pres. Trump announced today: “We’re going to be issuing an emergency order of prohibition to ground all flights of the 737 MAX 8 and the 737 MAX 9, and planes associated with that line.”

In a follow up statement the President said, “I feel bad for the airlines and the money they will lose with the jets grounded. I am directing, I mean suggesting, since I have nothing to do with my former company since becoming president, that the Trump Organization start booking cockpit photo shoots in the grounded planes. There are jets available at nearly every major airport so we are going to charge in 15 minute blocks and will take a small booking fee. Although it’s a bad situation for the country, a few of us can still make a profit…MAGA!”

Private pilots or social media Influencers interested in getting their picture taken in the cockpit of a 737 should call the Trump Organization at 212-832-2000 or visit the website at www.trump.con