This weekend the Yuma Air Show returned to Marine Corps Air Station Yuma on March 9th with a soft performance. Recent exposure of the Air Force and Navy sky dicks seemed to invite the Marines to whip out a superior showing at their debut air show of the season but instead they shrivelled in shyness.

It was a missed opportunity for the Marines to demonstrate their superiority over the Navy and Air Force, both of whom proudly displayed their goods this past year for all to see.

According to Richard Johnson, a fan who travelled all the way from Phoenix hoping to see some phallus, “I drove all night across Arizona and the only dick I saw was my own in the porta potty near the hot dog cart.”

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